Droopy

I Choke Under Pressure. Literally. Tee

Rode Hard. Finished Early. Tee

Released Too Early. Every Damn Time. Tee

My Balls Always End Up in the Gutter. Tee

Couldn't Get It Up for the Dunk. Tee

All Paddle, No Follow-Through. Tee

Shanked It When It Mattered. Tee

Ask Me About My Lost Birds. Tee

Moved Back to 27 Yards. Still Came Up Short. Tee

Couldn't Keep It Up Past Station 3. Tee

Pumped Twice. Still Went Off Early. Tee

Yelled Pull. Nothing Came Out. Tee

Too Soft to Drive. Stuck in the Kitchen. Tee

It Happens. Droopy Tee

It Used to Go Off Every Time Tee

Still Loaded. Just Tired. Tee

Couldn't Get It Up the Fairway Tee

Not the Length. It's the Action. Tee

Can't Get a Rise Out of It Anymore Tee

Blew My Call Too Early Tee

Couldn't Keep It Up Through the Rut Tee

Only Good for Two Rounds Tee

Shot Early. Missed Everything. Tee